bugs

from 3/26/07 (I found this written on the back of an envelope on my desk)

Boy #3 at age 3: "Dad, there's a box elder bug in my glass!"
"Okay," comes Dad's reply.
He then goes into the kitchen and takes a drink.
"I thought you said there was a bug in your glass!" Dad exclaimed.
"There is, but I didn't drink him. He's on the other side of the glass!"

Only a boy would do that.